DICK

Oct 28

“There is just one DICK for each of us: our own.” — Euripides

Aug 26

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my DICK.” — Woody Allen

“If you can’t beat DICKS, arrange to have them beaten.” — George Carlin

“I hope our wisdom will grow with our DICK, and teach us, that the less we use our DICK the greater it will be.” — Thomas Jefferson

“Happiness is a DICK, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Nobody puts DICK in the corner” — Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing

“As Putin rears his DICK and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.” — Sarah Palin

Mar 08

“All men can see these dicks whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.” — Sun Tzu

Mar 02

• Him: jesus
• i just realized something
• you put a file on my flashdrive called 'pic of my dick'
• i hadn't noticed it until just now
• i used that flashdrive the other week for a presentation
• i walked up to the front of the room, plugged in the flash drive, opened the flash drive folder and loaded the presentation
• all of that activity was displayed on the projector
• Me: YES YES YES YES YES

“I love the smell of DICK in the morning.” — Apocalypse Now