October 2010
1 post
“There is just one DICK for each of us: our own.”
– Euripides
August 2010
6 posts
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my DICK.”
– Woody Allen
“If you can’t beat DICKS, arrange to have them beaten.”
– George Carlin
“I hope our wisdom will grow with our DICK, and teach us, that the less we use...”
– Thomas Jefferson
“Happiness is a DICK, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but...”
– Nathaniel Hawthorne
“Nobody puts DICK in the corner”
– Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing
“As Putin rears his DICK and comes into the air space of the United States of...”
– Sarah Palin
March 2010
4 posts
“All men can see these dicks whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the...”
– Sun Tzu
Him: jesus
i just realized something
you put a file on my flashdrive called 'pic of my dick'
i hadn't noticed it until just now
i used that flashdrive the other week for a presentation
i walked up to the front of the room, plugged in the flash drive, opened the flash drive folder and loaded the presentation
all of that activity was displayed on the projector
Me: YES YES YES YES YES
“I love the smell of DICK in the morning.”
– Apocalypse Now
“The best part of waking up is DICK in your cup.”
– Folgers
February 2010
12 posts
1 tag
“That’s no moon, that’s a DICK!”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi
“Here’s lookin at YOUR DICK kid.”
– Casablanca
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a DICK.”
– Gone With the Wind
“Don’t DICK me, bro!”
– Tazer bro
“What would you do for a KlonDICK bar?”
– Klondick
“DICK. The other white meat.”
– Pork Board
“Like a good neighbor, MY DICK is there.”
– State Farm Insurance
“I’d walk a mile for A DICK.”
– Camel Cigarettes
“The fundamentals of MY DICK are still strong.”
– John McCain, as unregulated capitalism imploded
“I DICK, THEREFORE I AM.”
– René Descartes
“DICKS ARE USELESS. THEY CAN ONLY GIVE YOU ANSWERS.”
– Pablo Picasso
“WITH LIFE’S IMPERMANENCE, MAN HAS BUT ONE THING: HIS DICK.”
– Oscar Wilde
November 2009
1 post
“FIRED UP, READY TO DICK!”
– Barry Obama
October 2009
16 posts
“ONCE UPON A DICK”
– Fairytales
“FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN DICKS AGO..”
– Abe
“THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE DICK”
“YOU CAN’T TEACH AN OLD DICK NEW TRICKS”
– Proverb
“A DICK IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH”
– Proverb
“EYE FOR AN EYE, DICK FOR A DICK!”
– Christian Proverb
“BE THE DICK YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD”
– Gandhi
“GIMME A DICK, GIMME A DICK, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT DICK!”
– Nestlé
“DICK TESTED. MOTHER APPROVED.”
– Labels
“DICK. IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER”
– Grams
“ALL FOR DICK, AND DICK FOR ALL”
– Three Musketeers
“GIVE A MAN A DICK AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY. TEACH A MAN TO DICK AND YOU FEED...”
– Chinese Proverb
“READ MY DICK, NO NEW TAXES!”
– George H.W. Bush
“THAT’S ONE SMALL DICK FOR MAN, ONE GIANT DICK FOR MANKIND!”
– Astronaut
“WE CHOOSE TO GO TO THE DICK!”
– JFK
“THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE DICK!”